Name Joey Simmons
Country US
Hometown Ventura, CA
Current Residence Tent next to my pimp-ass Geo Prism
Age 32
Years Paddling 12

How do you stay in shape for paddling?

Drinking chocolate milk and staying upright!

What rapid / drop you’ve ran that you wouldn’t run again?

The middle Plaguin… Because it no longer exists…

What other forms of shred get you psyched?

Shredding documents, t-shirts, and very sharp cheddar cheese.

One life goal outside of kayaking?

20 push-ups in 60 seconds…

Last booty beer? On what river?

Lower Lluancahue, Chile.

Where would you like to travel?



Buena Linea!!! & Patagonia!